by pod | Nov 9, 2025 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
So, I’m sitting here working today, minding my own business, when I glance out the window and notice something weird. Tiny bits of white stuff are falling from the sky. My first thought: what the hell is that? Dust? Ash? Nuclear fallout? Did someone finally overcook...
by pod | Nov 4, 2025 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
There’s nothing quite like being jolted awake at 3:45 in the morning by the unmistakable sounds of… enthusiasm. At first, I didn’t know what I was hearing. There was a steady thump from above, punctuated by the occasional squeak of bed springs and the groan of tired...
by pod | Oct 24, 2025 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
Alright, I’m about to admit something that might get me kicked out of the metalhead club. I’ve been hanging out with someone who’s really into Taylor Swift—thanks, Amber—and as a result, I’ve heard a lot of Taylor lately. And you know what? Somewhere between the pop...
by pod | Oct 16, 2025 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
Amazon changed the game. Two-day shipping, sometimes next-day, sometimes same-day — and yeah, we all got spoiled. But before Prime rewired our brains, there were really only three names in the delivery game: USPS, UPS, and FedEx. That was it. And now, even though UPS...
by pod | Oct 12, 2025 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
Leaving Florida I want to be clear about something: it wasn’t politics that drove me out of Florida. I could ignore politics. I could laugh at the billboards and shut off the news. What I couldn’t ignore was the way the state treated accessibility like an...
by pod | Oct 5, 2025 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
I know it’s been a minute since anything new showed up on the website, and for those of you who were starting to wonder if I’d died, been abducted by ICE, or sold for parts by a Medicaid subcontractor, let me set the record straight: I’m alive, unharvested, and only...
