Each episode of Rolling with Scissors is available for on-demand streaming for two weeks before it’s replaced by the latest broadcast.
Want to know what was featured? Dive into the Episode Notes section of the blog for a full breakdown of past shows, including commentary, context, and behind-the-scenes insights.
Recent Episodes
Signal Drift: Chapter 26
The six minutes didn’t tick away; they evaporated. The machine was awake, the checksum was breached, and the maintenance deck of the dam erupted into a crossfire of automated lasers and concrete-shattering 7.62 rounds. With no time to reach for his rifle, Cronauer stood flat on the pegs and turned the heavy aluminum armor of his BMW GS into a flying kinetic battering ram.
Shag Shacks, Thrash Metal, and Horseradish
Thought Shatner’s metal record was a Pat Boone stunt? Think again. With a band called The *uckers, a Riot Fest rider demanding a Shag Shack, 4 feet of Polish sausage, and Eau Claire horseradish, the simulation has broken.
Latest Blog Posts
When Ghosts Post to Your Feed
Somehow, my blog posts from Rolling with Scissors are showing up on both the official page and my personal one. I didn’t ask for it — but if it gets in your face, maybe that’s where it needs to be.
Rolling with Scissors: Should We Build an App?
Rolling with Scissors is exploring building a mobile app — but only if listeners want it. Here’s why we’re asking for your input before making the leap.
Here’s Your Spoon-Feeding Update
Let’s be real. The internet should have made things easier. But somehow, in trying to reach everyone, we ended up needing to show up everywhere. And that means: after I produce a three-hour radio show, write a blog post, and upload all the audio, I still have to open...
Bon Iver SABLE, fABLE Drops April 11
If you’ve been listening to Rolling with Scissors for a while, you know I like to feature artists who go deeper than the charts—artists who shape a mood, break form, and aren’t afraid to experiment with sound and silence. That’s why I’m excited to say that we’ll be...
Hollar Into The Void
The Chronology Crack — Episode 1355
The timeline got cracked wide open last night. We brought Agent K’s massive, genre-defying feature block forward by two full weeks to save the airwaves. Check out the full funk, blues, and jazz layout.
The Red-Tape Hijack: Held Hostage by a Broken Joystick
When you’re in a wheelchair, patience isn’t a virtue—it’s a survival mechanism. But discovering a vendor “forgot” to submit your repair paperwork for three months while they sit on working showroom parts is where the patience ends and the fury begins.
Framed and Bound: A Decade of Razor to Wrist History
Instead of letting a legendary Polkadot Cadaver shirt get ruined in the wash, it’s getting framed for the studio wall alongside a deep history of Razor to Wrist memorabilia.
Landlords vs. The Big Bang Theory: A Fourth of July Tragedy
Management felt the need to officially warn us against detonating fireworks inside a drywall structure. Thank god they printed that sign, because my Saturday plans were completely ruined.
Interviews
The Resurrection of Frank: The Cannery Row Dynasty
Frank didn’t just survive his kidnapping—he got a total structural makeover. Discovered by accident during a drive, the former Far Pit Mayor is now living large at Cannery Park with custom orange aluminum upgrades and a new family.
Stolen Slat Sovereignty
When the workstation is tied up with system-heavy rendering tasks, you go across the street to The Brewing Projekt. But after seeing the heavy chains structuralized through the lawn furniture, I had to find out what happens when the chairs start talking back.
The Water Threat
My wheelchair costs as much as a luxury car, but the medical system treats it like indoor furniture. When a simple rain cloud can brick a $50,000 piece of technology, the engineering has failed.
The Wheelchair Junkyard: Fighting the Red Tape Express
My wheelchair is my motorcycle, but the medical system treats it like indoor furniture. When the tech industry locks up the programming software and treats the consumer like an idiot, you have to fight just to keep rolling.
Signal Drift: Current Broadcast
Signal Drift is an original fiction series unfolding one chapter at a time—right here on the blog. Set in a near-future collapse where communication is survival, the story follows a former radio engineer navigating broken networks, old alliances, and strange new signals. Each post is a chapter, and the series is updated regularly. Want to dig deeper into the cast? Meet the characters right here.
The Chronology Crack — Episode 1355
The timeline got cracked wide open last night. We brought Agent K’s massive, genre-defying feature block forward by two full weeks to save the airwaves. Check out the full funk, blues, and jazz layout.
The Red-Tape Hijack: Held Hostage by a Broken Joystick
When you’re in a wheelchair, patience isn’t a virtue—it’s a survival mechanism. But discovering a vendor “forgot” to submit your repair paperwork for three months while they sit on working showroom parts is where the patience ends and the fury begins.
Framed and Bound: A Decade of Razor to Wrist History
Instead of letting a legendary Polkadot Cadaver shirt get ruined in the wash, it’s getting framed for the studio wall alongside a deep history of Razor to Wrist memorabilia.
Landlords vs. The Big Bang Theory: A Fourth of July Tragedy
Management felt the need to officially warn us against detonating fireworks inside a drywall structure. Thank god they printed that sign, because my Saturday plans were completely ruined.
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