by pod | Jun 15, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
They used to host jazz musicians, state dinners, and dignified foreign leaders on the White House South Lawn. Yesterday, they built a cage, laid down tracks for dirt bikes, and sold VIP access to the highest bidder for a cool $1.5 million a seat. Welcome to the...
by pod | Jun 9, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles, Uncategorized
You want to know what instantaneous, cold-sweat adrenaline tastes like? It tastes like a modern elevator car dropping exactly one inch before the mechanical jaws of life clamp onto the guide rails and scream, Not today, pal. Here’s the setup: Routine morning. I leave...
by pod | Jun 1, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
I’m going to be completely honest with you guys: I thought the trail had gone cold. When we last checked in on the brutal geopolitical landscape of The Brewing Projekt patio, the entire Far Pit was in a state of mourning. Frank—our unofficially elected mayor, our...
by pod | May 21, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
Yesterday, since it was so damn nice out, I decided to take a brief sanity break from the day job. I was right in the middle of waiting for my workstation to finish processing some massive, system-heavy rendering tasks anyway, so instead of staring blankly at a...
by pod | May 17, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
This is a direct continuation of the wheelchair repair saga from yesterday, but we need to talk about another massive, invisible barrier that nobody in the able-bodied world ever thinks about. Weather. Specifically, rain. If you walk on two legs and it starts pouring...
by pod | May 16, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
I am currently sitting around waiting for parts for my wheelchair. If you’ve ever had to deal with Medicaid, you already know the timeline moves at the speed of a dying glacier. I’m used to it. It’s no big deal, I can wait. Except for one universal truth of the...
