by pod | Jul 11, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
A massive shout-out to my dad. The man is a certified legend. When the local complex rehab system left me completely high and dry, stranded in a chair with an input device that was actively shorting out, he went into my out-of-state storage, pulled a backup joystick...
by pod | Jul 9, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
Let’s just start by asking the single most urgent question facing this country right now: What the fuck is actually going on? I am asking that question to both sides of the aisle, because what I am seeing from our national leadership right now is a complete and...
by pod | Jul 9, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
If you want to know what unvarnished grit looks like in Wisconsin, look toward Fox Crossing tomorrow morning. My peer, county board supervisor, and fellow wheeler Carl Schulze—known online as “Quad Carl”—is firing up his power wheelchair on Friday, July...
by pod | Jul 7, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
Let’s do some quick math. I’ve been sitting in a wheelchair since I was five years old. I’m 48 now. That’s more than four decades of navigating the world on four wheels, which means I have seen every single error message, mechanical failure, and structural breakdown a...
by pod | Jul 5, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
I finally did it. Instead of letting another killer band shirt get destroyed by the infinite cycle of the washing machine, I decided to preserve some absolute gold. It’s a full-on collage of all the Razor to Wrist Records history I’ve collected over the years,...
by pod | Jul 3, 2026 | The Prince of Darkness Chronicles
was rolling through the common area earlier today when I spotted a pristine, freshly printed sign taped to the wall. The management company, in all their infinite wisdom, felt compelled to officially inform the entire building that detonating high-grade commercial...
