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The Alphabet Just Lost a Letter: RIP Victor Willis
The “Y” has officially left the building. Village People lead singer and disco legend Victor Willis has passed away at 74, throwing wedding reception choreography into absolute chaos.
Dropping an Inch: The Ultimate High-Rise Nightmare
A routine trip between apartment floors turned into a cold-sweat lesson in mechanical safety protocols this morning when a power flicker dropped the car, triggered the springs, and set off the entire building’s alarms.
The 40-Year Tailspin: Reality, Math, and the Danger Zone
I saw Top Gun in the theater in 1986. Now it’s 40 years later and the math is officially trying to kill me.
The Highway Hall of Mirrors: If Your Car Could Actually Talk
Ever wondered what your car would say if it had a mouth? From the silent judgment of EVs to the mid-life crisis of a 911, we’re tearing down the automotive ego.
Killing the Clutter: The Great Header Purge
The old header was a bloated monolith that was blocking the view. We’ve moved to a new in-line layout, purged the clutter, and made sure the content is front and center. Here’s why the change was necessary.
Signal Drift: Chapter 21
“We were wrong about the EMP, Cronauer. It wasn’t just a stray burst.” Through a crackling Yaesu handheld, Dave reveals the architect behind the “Dark Sky” burst—and why the Driftless valleys were left intact to serve a new, predatory kingdom.
Signal Kill: Why I’m Unplugging the $400 X Transmitter
The transmitter is going dark. After 30 years in radio, I know when a frequency is dead—and at $400 a year for 25 followers, X is officially static.
Signal Test: Screwing with the Zuck
Testing the digital transmitter. Will the Zuck let the signal through, or are we stuck in the API void?
The Inner Sanctum
The Prince of Darkness has officially landed on Discord. Join the new Rolling with Scissors community for direct access to episode notes, blog posts, and exclusive transmissions.