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Everyone Should Own a Toothless

Everyone Should Own a Toothless

Let me explain how this escalated, because my dragon problem did not start with How to Train Your Dragon. No. My dragon problem started the way it did for many emotionally stable adults… during the Game of Thrones years. Back when HBO had all of us sitting there every...

Transmission Interruption – Episode 1337

As Rolling with Scissors continues leaning into long-form listening and deep dives, not every episode is meant to be a destination. Some are meant to disrupt the map. Episode 1337 is one of those moments. This episode steps outside the usual deep-dive framework and...

Uninstall McAfee, Then We’ll Talk

This whole saga didn’t start with a phone call. It didn’t start with an email. It didn’t even start at my house — which would’ve at least given me home-field advantage. No. This technological crime scene began at my girlfriend’s house… over breakfast… which is where...
Changing the Oil

Changing the Oil

I don’t know how much I’ve really talked about this publicly, but part of my cerebral palsy comes with severe spasticity — and when I say severe, I mean Charlie-horse-in-your-legs-24-hours-a-day severe. Not soreness. Not stiffness. Not “oh I slept funny.” I mean...